THE MACKINTOSH LOVERS

   When the rest of Fforeggub Asap is quietly staying indoors on a wet dark evening, Steve fears for his life after being bound up and abducted by a couple of hooded and masked women, with his favourite woman implicated in the plot.  How could she do this to him he thought, as the van carrying him to his fate bumped over the cobbles approaching the water’s edge at the dockside.
  How did table tennis, motorcycling and ceiling-painting involve Rod and stealthily draw him into the pleasures of wearing waterproof materials with bondage as a bonus by ‘Boulder Boobs’ Brenda?
  When Doug rescued Karen after she was deserted in a remote spot, she didn’t know she would end up taking to rubber and plastic and getting her own back on the villain who had deserted her and raped several others after drugging their drinks, in an apt and unique manner.
  Once she knew where Doug’s weakness was, she went on to seduce him in a way he couldn’t resist, and when her mum came onto the scene she found out that Karen’s waterproofs and gasmask helped her to deal with the house dust mites.  She quickly fell under the charms of the ensemble and had a go at Doug herself – only for pre-marital tuition purposes you understand.
  When Keith caught one of his usually drawn out and debilitating colds, how did Irene and her mum Helga conspire with his mum to help him throw it off inside a couple of hours and start him on the ‘Mackintosh Trail’ via being dressed up as a waterproofed woman at his birthday party?
  What happened when Janet lost her balance on a train and landed in Ian’s lap?  How did he end up gagged and tied up in plastic by the wily Janet when he was supposedly escorting her home from the station, and what happened when they met two policemen on the way who observed his predicament and her part in it?
  Did Ian have his revenge when Janet was helplessly bound, gagged and blindfolded, and he fastened them together for the night after taking her to Hucking Fell as a prelude?
  The explanations are all perfectly natural, normal and innocent of course – if you happen to live in Fforeggub Asap.

Cole C. Porter

Blackpool, England

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MAKING YOUR OWN BOOK

If you wish to print out and make your own souvenir book, bear in mind that this story was formatted in A5 in order to be a handy size and the best results will be achieved by printing in A5, although you may wish to print out the cover pictures in a larger size for separate appreciation, in which case I recommend glossy photo paper and the ‘best photo’setting on your printer.

If you don’t wish to buy A5 paper especially for the text part of the book, careful folding, creasing, and slitting some A4 paper with a sharp knife will suffice if you don’t have a guillotine, and will probably work out slightly cheaper.

If you have the time and patience to feed both sides of each page in small batches or have a printer that will print on both sides of the paper, that will reduce the bulk of the book. I recommend that you don’t try to print more than five sides at a time with a single-sided printer in case the printer misfeeds or you make a mistake in orientating the pages or arranging their sequence.

EQUIPMENT

Apart from the paper you will need:

  1. Two pieces of A5 card 0.5 to 1mm thick and preferably white faced, cut to size with a metal straight edge and a craft knife, or a guillotine, if you are unable to obtain the card ready cut to size.
  2.  Strip of card – A5 length x thickness of book. (See METHOD, 5).
  3. Some rubber based adhesive and something similar to apply it with unless you don’t mind using a finger, as I did.
Some paste for attaching the covers to the card backings.  A tube of 'Border and Overlap Adhesive’ worked for me.
  • Some cloth – preferably cotton – 9 ¼” (216mm) long x the thickness of your book + 1” for the spine backing.  An old blouse or shirt is suitable and a squared pattern would make it easier to cut it straight.                
  • A means of clamping the pages together, e.g. two lengths of wood approximately 9” (210mm) long and recommended minimum 1” x 1/2” (25 x 12mm) wide/thick, two clamps, or two nuts and bolts through the wood, or a device such as a workbench with a movable jaw.
  • Two pieces of unprinted paper to go between the book and the wood to stop the book receiving dirty marks from the wood or getting stuck to it whilst clamping the pages.
  • Clean damp cloth for wiping up surplus adhesive.

The rest of the information including method is available when purchasing the book online.